Because you need the COMPLETE ESPN EXPERIENCE!

I have no words for this.

ESPN Consumer Products, in conjunction with tvCompass, a provider of digital media solutions, announced the release of ESPN The Ultimate Remote, an internet-connected Wi-Fi device that combines advanced home theater control and one-touch real-time access to sports, standings, team information and news.

They’re making an ESPN remote now. Pretty soon you could wake up from an ESPN bed, eat ESPN cereal, brush your teeth with an ESPN toothbrush and ESPN toothpaste, take a shower in your ESPN bathtub, get into your ESPN car, drive to work, do work on your ESPN computer, eat an ESPN lunch, go home, watch ESPN on your ESPN TV, have an ESPN dinner, and go back to the ESPN bed.

Are people really this desperate to never be far from a big glowing ESPN logo?

One Comment

  1. Anonymous
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    ESPN Zone already exists for lunch and dinner.

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