That’s right: I may not be doing the NFL schedule this season, but I am picking all 256 games, plus all 11 playoff games, before the season even starts. Winning teams are listed in bold. Lineal title holders are in italics.
Week 1:
Cowboys @ Giants
Colts @ Bears
Eagles @ Browns
Rams @ Lions
Dolphins @ Texans
Falcons @ Chiefs
Jaguars @ Vikings
Redskins @ Saints
Bills @ Jets
Patriots @ Titans
Seahawks @ Cardinals
49ers @ Packers
Panthers @ Bucs
Steelers @ Broncos
Bengals @ Ravens
Chargers @ Raiders
Week 2:
Bears @ Packers
Chiefs @ Bills
Saints @ Panthers
Browns @ Bengals
Vikings @ Colts
Texans @ Jaguars
Raiders @ Dolphins
Cardinals @ Patriots
Bucs @ Giants
Ravens @ Eagles
Redskins @ Rams
Cowboys @ Seahawks
Jets @ Steelers
Titans @ Chargers
Lions @ 49ers
Broncos @ Falcons
Week 3:
Giants @ Panthers
Rams @ Bears
Bills @ Browns
Bucs @ Cowboys
Jaguars @ Colts
Jets @ Dolphins
49ers @ Vikings
Chiefs @ Saints
Lions @ Titans
Bengals @ Redskins
Eagles @ Cardinals
Falcons @ Chargers
Texans @ Broncos
Steelers @ Raiders
Patriots @ Ravens
Packers @ Seahawks
Week 4:
Browns @ Ravens
Panthers @ Falcons
Patriots @ Bills
Vikings @ Lions
Titans @ Texans
Chargers @ Chiefs
49ers @ Jets
Seahawks @ Rams
Dolphins @ Cardinals
Bengals @ Jaguars
Raiders @ Broncos
Saints @ Packers
Redskins @ Bucs
Giants @ Eagles
Bears @ Cowboys
Week 5:
Cardinals @ Rams
Dolphins @ Bengals
Packers @ Colts
Ravens @ Chiefs
Browns @ Giants
Eagles @ Steelers
Falcons @ Redskins
Seahawks @ Panthers
Bears @ Jaguars
Titans @ Vikings
Broncos @ Patriots
Bills @ 49ers
Chargers @ Saints
Texans @ Jets
Week 6:
Steelers @ Titans
Raiders @ Falcons
Cowboys @ Ravens
Bengals @ Browns
Rams @ Dolphins
Colts @ Jets
Lions @ Eagles
Chiefs @ Bucs
Bills @ Cardinals
Patriots @ Seahawks
Giants @ 49ers
Vikings @ Redskins
Packers @ Texans
Broncos @ Chargers
Week 7:
Seahawks @ 49ers
Titans @ Bills
Cowboys @ Panthers
Ravens @ Texans
Browns @ Colts
Cardinals @ Vikings
Redskins @ Giants
Packers @ Rams
Saints @ Bucs
Jets @ Patriots
Jaguars @ Raiders
Steelers @ Bengals
Lions @ Bears
Week 8:
Bucs @ Vikings
Panthers @ Bears
Chargers @ Browns
Seahawks @ Lions
Jaguars @ Packers
Dolphins @ Jets
Falcons @ Eagles
Redskins @ Steelers
Patriots “@” Rams
Colts @ Titans
Raiders @ Chiefs
Giants @ Cowboys
Saints @ Broncos
49ers @ Cardinals
Week 9:
Chiefs @ Chargers
Broncos @ Bengals
Ravens @ Browns
Cardinals @ Packers
Bills @ Texans
Dolphins @ Colts
Lions @ Jaguars
Bears @ Titans
Panthers @ Redskins
Bucs @ Raiders
Vikings @ Seahawks
Steelers @ Giants
Cowboys @ Falcons
Eagles @ Saints
Week 10:
Colts @ Jaguars
Raiders @ Ravens
Broncos @ Panthers
Giants @ Bengals
Titans @ Dolphins
Lions @ Vikings
Bills @ Patriots
Falcons @ Saints
Chargers @ Bucs
Jets @ Seahawks
Cowboys @ Eagles
Rams @ 49ers
Texans @ Bears
Chiefs @ Steelers
Week 11:
Dolphins @ Bills
Cardinals @ Falcons
Bucs @ Panthers
Browns @ Cowboys
Packers @ Lions
Jaguars @ Texans
Bengals @ Chiefs
Colts @ Patriots
Jets @ Rams
Eagles @ Redskins
Saints @ Raiders
Chargers @ Broncos
Ravens @ Steelers
Bears @ 49ers
Week 12:
Texans @ Lions
Redskins @ Cowboys
Patriots @ Jets
Vikings @ Bears
Raiders @ Bengals
Steelers @ Browns
Bills @ Colts
Titans @ Jaguars
Broncos @ Chiefs
Seahawks @ Dolphins
Falcons @ Bucs
Ravens @ Chargers
Rams @ Cardinals
49ers @ Saints
Packers @ Giants
Panthers @ Eagles
Week 13:
Saints @ Falcons
Jaguars @ Bills
Seahawks @ Bears
Colts @ Lions
Vikings @ Packers
Panthers @ Chiefs
Patriots @ Dolphins
Cardinals @ Jets
49ers @ Rams
Texans @ Titans
Bucs @ Broncos
Steelers @ Ravens
Browns @ Raiders
Bengals @ Chargers
Eagles @ Cowboys
Giants @ Redskins
Week 14:
Broncos @ Raiders
Rams @ Bills
Cowboys @ Bengals
Chiefs @ Browns
Titans @ Colts
Jets @ Jaguars
Bears @ Vikings
Chargers @ Steelers
Eagles @ Bucs
Ravens @ Redskins
Dolphins @ 49ers
Saints @ Giants
Falcons @ Panthers (4:25 PM ET)
Cardinals @ Seahawks
Lions @ Packers
Texans @ Patriots
Week 15:
Bengals @ Eagles
Giants @ Falcons
Steelers @ Cowboys
Packers @ Bears
Redskins @ Browns
Colts @ Texans
Jaguars @ Dolphins
Bucs @ Saints
Vikings @ Rams
Lions @ Cardinals
Seahawks @ Bills
Panthers @ Chargers
Broncos @ Ravens (4:25 PM ET)
Chiefs @ Raiders
49ers @ Patriots
Jets @ Titans
Week 16:
Falcons @ Lions
Chargers @ Jets
Raiders @ Panthers
Saints @ Cowboys
Titans @ Packers
Vikings @ Texans
Patriots @ Jaguars
Colts @ Chiefs
Bills @ Dolphins
Bengals @ Steelers
Rams @ Bucs
Browns @ Broncos
Bears @ Cardinals
49ers @ Seahawks
Giants @ Ravens
Redskins @ Eagles (one of these last two games at 4:25 PM ET, the other flexed to Sunday night)
Week 17: (Note: one problem with this scenario is I can’t think of a Sunday night game)
Jets @ Bills
Bears @ Lions
Texans @ Colts
Packers @ Vikings
Dolphins @ Patriots
Panthers @ Saints
Jaguars @ Titans
(games at 4:25 ET:)
Cowboys @ Redskins
Bucs @ Falcons
Ravens @ Bengals
Eagles @ Giants
Browns @ Steelers
Chiefs @ Broncos
Raiders @ Chargers
Cardinals @ 49ers
Rams @ Seahawks
Wild Card:
Bills @ Steelers
Panthers @ Packers
Lions @ Falcons
Ravens @ Broncos
Divisional:
Steelers @ Texans
Lions @ 49ers
Packers @ Eagles
Broncos @ Patriots
Conference Championships:
Eagles @ 49ers
Broncos @ Steelers
Super Bowl XLVII: Broncos def. Eagles
Lineal titles unified: Week 4, Panthers @ Broncos
Lineal title misses the playoffs