A spot of advice for anyone who wants to run a website

One of my biggest pet peeves is when the proprietor of a site that I enjoy and check regularly for updates falls off the face of the earth. Usually they give the half-assed explanation that “My schedule has gotten too busy to keep updating.”

Fine.

But when you create a web site, and you give your audience an expectation that you are going to keep adding new, interesting content, you are set for life. If you’re going to stop updating, take down everything that gives the impression you’re going to keep updating except your update records, and even there make clear that you’ve stopped updating quite so regularly. If you announce a scaled-down regular update schedule, hold yourself to it, because the longer the time between updates, the bigger penalty there is for missing it. A daily update schedule tolerates several days’ worth of missed updates. A weekly update schedule can drop off for a week, maybe two. A monthly update schedule causes problems with the first missed month, and there is no excuse for a missed update on a yearly schedule.

Even if you stop completely, you can’t stop completely, especially if you’ve been linked to from elsewhere on the Internet at sites whose proprietors are probably also too lazy to keep their links up to date, and especially if the information you provide is potentially volatile and liable to change with the news. If something goes wrong, or if your host changes everything, or if (as with Freehostia even on their free service) you have to keep renewing your website’s existence, you owe it to your readers that everything goes off without a hitch. Even if your site is fairly automated.

Especially if your website is fairly automated.

I just signed up for buzzComix, which ranks webcomics into a “top 100” based on people’s votes. The primary means of voting, as near as I can tell, is following links from the sites themselves. You have to open up a secondary panel, from a tiny button, which you can still be convinced doesn’t exist if it doesn’t pop up right away or at all, to vote from within buzzComix itself. This means buzzComix pretty much becomes a contest between those sites that are interested in flooding it with votes. Of course, that would probably happen anyway, but bCx doesn’t seem particularly interested in stemming that tide.

Or, in fact, with anything anymore. There are signs of abandonment everywhere – both from the proprietors and from the users. There’s a thread on the bCx forums calling for a fix for “vote/rank images”, referring to some function that is no longer working and whose images have been taken down. The thread dates to March 2006. It’s possible this was an intentional permanent removal, but apparently no one decided to send the word: after the initial post, the original poster bumps it about twice a month as the only posts, eventually making fun of itself by labeling the bumps as “monthly/semi-monthly bump”. After seven and a half months, the original poster laments the lack of “visible means of support”, followed – after ten months! – by the first post from someone that’s not the original poster, seconding the lament. That’s followed by several other calls for the problem to be fixed (including a note that the function in question is “kind of standard” on other similar sites, despite me not knowing what it is even after checking buzzComix’ main competitor, a problem I have with that site since it provides no help whatsoever, not that bCx’s FAQ is much better) and a recognition (by June) that the site is abandoned.

The kicker: Were it not for a recent onslaught of spam, this thread – last post July 2007 – would be very near the top of the bug report forum. That’s before we get into the current news post, which wishes us a “happy summer“… in April 2007. The current news post is nearly a year old!

What’s more, bCx’s ads routinely advertise the ability to advertise on them… indicative of no one actually taking them up on their offer. A look at their ad calendar shows that many of the same comics have spots in the ad rotation day after day. This is especially distressing when you consider that the ads advertising the ads claim that you can buy an ad “for only $1”. You have to buy them in multiples of 5, and most webcomic artists aren’t making money off their webcomics and have to have a life too, but… dude. That’s a bargain.

If only I could be certain that bCx is still “rapidly growing” and still gets “over 10,000 unique visits a day with over 30,000 page views a day” that they claim. That would essentially be buying me an easy onslaught of traffic for a day. If you read today’s strip you’d know why. Instead, I plunge into bCx rather tentatively, wondering if anyone is still listening…

I’d ask you to vote for me here, both for bCx and for Top Web Comics (which doesn’t look to be quite as abandoned as bCx, in part because it doesn’t have much forum support or news at all, but still seems to be running mostly on autopilot), but I think you should see the strip first and decide for yourselves. If you like it, vote for it using the new links on the strip page itself. If you don’t like it, click the Feedback link and let me know why or e-mail me with your reasons why. Heck, even if you like it, let me know what you think of it and how I can improve. (I’d advise you to read some of the strips before this one first, though.)

Might the Greatest Movies be determined differently?

I’m considering making a change to my 100 Greatest Movies Project. You may recall that the Greatest Movies Project is an attempt to build the consensus list of 100 Greatest Movies from all the lists that have come before.

Except it’s not.

Simply put, the situation at the start of the list – in the realm of the 90s – is such that a film can make the list with only three, or even two, lists mentioning it. That’s hardly “consensus”. I’ve been considering a 1, 5, or 10 point bonus to the standard Borda count for each list a film appears on, which would also allow me to use parts of lists that go beyond 100, like imdB.

On the other hand, keep this in mind. Under the current system, a film getting rankings of 20, 50 and 80 gets 81, 51 and 21 points, which equals 153 points. That’s the same amount of points as a film getting a 40 and a 9. So one film is beloved by more people but the other has more devoted fans. One would think those would be equivalent, right? Or, even, the film with the more devoted fans should be deserving of a higher spot?

So perhaps I should reconsider looking into the other voting systems I mentioned in my very first post on the Greatest Movies Project, all of which have their various positive aspects. Many of them would probably be more work for me, but they might produce better lists. Of course “better” is in the eye of the beholder… What are your thoughts?

Oh, and I just want to remind you that you can be part of the 100 Greatest Movies Project and get your name in lights! If you want to write about the Greatest Movies for the Project, comment on this post or e-mail me at mwmailsea at yahoo dot com.

At the corner of Update Street and Web Site Avenue

In case you haven’t noticed, the strip is back to normal now. Today, however, I want to add something else to the web site.

The Internet is an amazing place. When I discovered that there were sites dedicated to nothing but obsessing over America’s roads and highways, I became convinced that there was a website for anything on the Internet. So when I couldn’t find a site cataloguing street signs in the same way as roads – something that can show a lot of variety – I decided to make one.

(Can someone tell Freehostia that I’d really love a way to select several files at once for upload rather than have to go through Browse box after Browse box? I’m sure FTP would be one way that’s already in place but I fear complications…)

Also, I made a new addition to the Around the Horn Drinking Game.

Hmm. This could be a problem.

I don’t know if anyone else is having this problem, but they probably are; the strip is currently returning a “can’t connect to MySQL site” error. I can access the database but it’s not loading on the page itself. Well, when it comes back there’ll be a new strip.

If it’s still down in the morning I’ll post the strip on Da Blog.

The guv hires prostitutes? Big deal.

Let’s say you’re on a business trip, and you get lonely so you decide to hire a prostitute. But you like the girls you know back home, so you decide to place a call to your pimp back home, offering to pay for the whore’s transport to wherever you are in addition to your usual fee. Does it bend the law? Maybe. Does it mean you’re not fit for your job, even if you’re, say, a project manager and expected to lead? Probably not. Does it make you a horribly immoral person? Well, not that much more immoral than hiring a prostitute in the first place, which if you believe some people, is not much different from marijuana. Should you be run out of your job and disgraced for life regardless of how good a job you did before? If you used company funds, maybe; but if you paid with your own money it’s not even the company’s business.

But if you’re the governor of New York? Apparently it’s a different story.

I’ve been reading about the Elliot Spitzer scandal and beyond the hypocrital irony, I’m seeing a distinct disconnect. I’m not seeing how “patronized a prostitution ring” exactly equates to “is a corrupt politician” or, considering just how popular it really is, “is a reprehensible person”. If he used campaign or state funds to pay for his “night of fun”, or if he lied under oath about it or actively tried to obstruct the investigation instead of semi-fessing up, I could see the scandal, but if it’s about doing something that any red-blooded American of the same gender would do (well, most)?

Doesn’t this only show that Spitzer is (gasp!) actually human and not a perfect little saint? Do we actually expect our politicians to be the latter? Considering how many corrupt, truly reprehensible politicians there are out there, shouldn’t we be focusing on more important things for us to get upset about our politicians? JFK was anything but a saint, after all.

Really, aren’t there more important things for the media to talk about? I would think the damage the Bush administration has done over the past seven years is far more important than a governor’s sexual escapades. Bill Clinton, after all, had sex outside marriage while in an executive office, and I would say it didn’t affect his ability to be president too negatively, would you?

Apparently he rolled a save of 1. (If you get it, and you’ve already heard this, you’re probably groaning.)

Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died on Tuesday. If, like me, you weren’t around in the 80s when D&D was one of the biggest fads on the planet, you’ve probably never heard of him, and if you’re neither a fan nor one of those “D&D=Satanism” freaks, you probably think it only matters to antisocial geeks. You’d be wrong.

Freehostia’s security certificate is back to normal. Since today’s strip is up really late, tomorrow’s will be up around noon PT, Saturday’s will be up as early in the morning as possible, and Sunday’s will be back to being up at 11 PM PT.

Expect delays when reading comicked strips

The next strip will not be up until sometime in the morning, possibly as late as 11 AM PT, though more likely no later than 8. This is because Freehostia’s security certificate has a problem, and while I ignored it long enough to get a strip up last night, I don’t want to risk it causing any real problems.

UPDATE 12:24 PM PT: The new strip is finally up, though Freehostia is not back to normal (though it may just be IE7’s cache). Tomorrow’s strip will go up no earlier than 8 AM PT, and strips will continue to go up at around noon PT until Freehostia is back to normal. If it’s not back to normal by one week from today, I’m going to be seriously considering dumping Freehostia.

Sandsday Feedback Open Thread

I want you to check out my comic strip and tell me what you think. What do you think of the strip so far? What do I do well? What are your suggestions for getting better? Any questions or comments you may have on the strip are fair game.

(I’ve linked to this page from the strip so anyone who reads the strip is likely to be drawn here.)

I absolutely welcome ideas for specific strips, but I prefer that ideas I might use not be presented in a public forum before I use them. You can post them here, but I prefer if you e-mail me at mwmailsea at yahoo dot com.

Comment away!